No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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