New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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