Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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