i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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