yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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