He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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