Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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