Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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