Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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