Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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