So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
you never un-have a 4some
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
