the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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