I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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