Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
