Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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