I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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