That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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