ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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