brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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