I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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