I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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