Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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