p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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