That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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