(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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