I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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