Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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