Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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