If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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