What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
