I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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