yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
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so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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