that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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