Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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