Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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