evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
id be glad to
they need to just BURY HIM!
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
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