This is not my ceiling
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just want nice things and good sex
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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