I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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