Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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