she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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