I hate your face
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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