My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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