D3 body, D1 cock
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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