People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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