Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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