i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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