No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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