i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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