Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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