Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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