he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Girls should come with a carfax report
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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