its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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