i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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