Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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