lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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