I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
