Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I wish I only lived at night.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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