My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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